Dog Breeds & their Drink Orders

  • Dalmation x Fireball

    Life of the party, lover of shots! Peer-pressures everyone and might be found in the bathroom before midnight. Spicy all around.

  • German Sheperd x Bud Light

    All about loyalty and a strong stance against Miller Lite. This one’s down to put money on a pool game and might just leave their number with the check.

  • Golden Retriever x Vodka Cran

    Basic but charming! Makes friends with everyone on the dance floor after one drink and is always ready to make it a regular thing.

  • Mastiff x IPA

    Craft beer snob who loves reminiscing about 'the good ol’ days.' They’ll educate you on hops and history if you’ll let them.

  • Chihuahua x Tequila

    With a bold attitude, this pup’s always ready for a fiesta, bringing all the spice, spirit, and unapologetic energy of its heritage into every sip and bark!

  • Pomeranian x Shirley Temple

    ID, please? This one’s not much of a drinker and may have some social anxiety, but always has a smile for the crowd.

  • Rottweiler x Budweiser

    The bro of the bar, always ready to buy a round for the pack. Strong, bold, and everyone’s best buddy.

  • Poodle x Lemondrop Martini

    Fancy and high maintenance – demands top-shelf vodka and a sugar rim. They may even ask to speak to the manager if it’s not up to snuff.

  • Bulldog x Whiskey Neat

    Messy life, neat drink. This loyal regular has an eye on the poodles and a heart of gold, even if they’re a little rough around the edges.

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